Not that many people write check memos these days, which is why you should take every opportunity possible to humiliate a friend who decides to write you a check rather than give you straight, cold hard cash. These funny check memos are probably the best thing you will see on the Internet today, let alone a check. I mean, the sheer embarrassment your friend/co-worker/spouse/brother/sister will feel having to drive their check over to their local bank and watch the tellers reaction when they see the check is priceless. I would actually pay someone the money they gave me
You’ve probably heard of the infamous GoPro Pigpen Video, but now you’ve seen it. What’s it like to fall out of a plane without a parachute and hit the ground going a full speed? This video of a GoPro camera falling out of a plane is like no video you will ever see in your life. What’s clearly happening in the beginning of this GoPro video is a few friends are about to jump out of a plane and do a little skydiving. It’s a beautiful day and they are in a good mood and fooling around. The guy with
I haven’t seen many photobooth fail guys in my day, but this is clearly the case with this guy. He has clearly never been in a photobooth before. And that’s OK! Because at least we all got to enjoy his lack of experience for ourselves. Found on Reddit, this photobooth fail guy was at a wedding. It was posted with the title “we had a photobooth at my wedding. I think my brother-in-law doesn’t understand how photobooths work. And it looks like he’s right. Instead of doing what most people do in photobooths, taking funnier and funnier pictures as
If you saw this woman walking around the streets would you know that she was wearing painted on jeans? You might think you would, but for the hundreds of people she passed on the streets of Paris, they had no idea that she was wearing painted on jeans and only a thong. This very attractive blonde Parisian woman, wearing only a thong underneath, had a body artist spray paint her legs and hips to look like skinny jeans. She then left her apartment and went out into the wild world, feeling freer than a toddler walking around in a diaper,
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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