You don’t fool us, cute animals of the world! These cute animals all have one thing in common: They are NOT scary. At least not yet. Sure, some of these cute animals will grow up to be vicious or at least something you wouldn’t want to be trapped with in a dark room. But for now, all they have is a whole lot of cute snuggles to give, despite their appearances. Click through this gallery of gifs and photos to see these super cute animals trying to act all rough and tough. They are pouncing, growling, sneering, and trying to
Some people are good cooks, and the rest of us make what we lovingly refer to as food fails. This gallery of 51 funny food fails will either make you feel really good about your cooking skills or feel really bad because you can relate. And if you can relate, we want to say we’re sorry but please don’t invite us over to dinner. Or if you do, don’t take offense when we tell you we’re going to be busy for the next five years. I mean, some of these funny food fails seem impossible to do! Some of them
The Price is Right announcer George Gray ate it on a treadmill on Thursday’s show, and the resulting video is hilarious. We are sure George Gray is feeling a little less than awesome after today’s stunt…I mean, talk about eating your pride. But even though George Gray took a nasty spill, he handled it as well as could be expected and laughed it off. And thankfully he was OK. But man…we have to say it to you, George. The Price was Wrong!
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
a golden retriever
