Dose of Funny

Harland Williams There’s Something About Mary Harland Williams There’s Something About Mary 24 April 2014 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig Harland Williams

Here is Harland Williams as the hitchhiker in There’s Something About Mary. It is a dialog between Harland who play a crazy hitchhiker and Ben Stiller playing Ted. Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs? Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video. Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7… Minute… Abs. Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you’re going. Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin’ there, there’s 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you

Harland Williams There’s Something About Mary

This Pit Bull Loves Bubbles! This Pit Bull Loves Bubbles! 26 August 2014 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig animals,dogs

In this adorable video a pit bull named Diesel shows off how much he loves bubbles! And we have to say, he likes them. A LOT. Watch as his owners blow bubbles and pit bull Diesel jumps around like crazy trying to get them. He’s like a kid in a candy shop. Except the candy is behind glass and it’s impossible to get at it so instead you just try to jump in over and over and over again. It’s adorable to watch as pit bull Diesel tries to grab the bubbles with his mouth. I mean, this dog really

This Pit Bull Loves Bubbles!

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This Parrot Laughs JUST Like a Human This Parrot Laughs JUST Like a Human 13 May 2014 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig parrot

When’s the last time you heard a laughing parrot? Well, if you watch this hilarious video you can count that time as now! It’s hard to believe there’s a laughing parrot out there, but the guy in this video seems to have stumbled across one. I don’t know if this is a normal occurrence considering parrots DO like to mimic what they hear, but obviously this laughing parrot learned it from somewhere. And he does an amazing job recreating a human laugh in this video. I think if I owned a parrot I would get it to say extremely embarrassing things

This Parrot Laughs JUST Like a Human

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Killer Clown Prank is TERRIFYING Killer Clown Prank is TERRIFYING 07 July 2014 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig clowns

We don’t know if this killer clown prank is super funny and clever or just downright SCARY. But we thought we’d post it anyway. In Europe, a well-known prank team decided to dress up when of their team members as a super terrifying clown. They gave him a rubber mallot and rigged a dummy body with fake blood. They first positioned the killer clown in a parking garage tucked away in a corner. So when people coming out of the elevator walked passed him, they saw the clown standing over the fake body. As soon as the clown made eye

Killer Clown Prank is TERRIFYING

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125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes 125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes

Bear Left Bear Left 18 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig

Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.

Bear Left

Nice jump Nice jump 11 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig cats

Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.

Nice jump

There’s a huge broccoli outside!!! There’s a huge broccoli outside!!! 10 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig

We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.

There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!

We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L 10 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.

Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L

Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.

Two blondes walk into a building Two blondes walk into a building 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

You’d think one of them would’ve seen it

Two blondes walk into a building

You’d think one of them would’ve seen it

You can paint my porch You can paint my porch 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the

You can paint my porch

State Capitals State Capitals 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital

State Capitals

A robber and a tv A robber and a tv 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”

A robber and a tv

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game 09 February 2021 Author: Dosis Von Lustig Author: Dosis Von Lustig blonde joke

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?