You think you love roller coasters? Well, no matter how much you love going on giant rides at Great America or Disneyland, you don’t love them as much as this 70-year-old German grandmother. Seriously, look at her face when she’s on a roller coaster. That is pure joy. Most grandmothers love watching sitcoms and complaining about how you’re not having enough babies, but this grandmother loves rollercoasters. A lot. And I can’t blame her, but it’s awesome she made this video to share her love of going super fast. Check out more funny videos!
WARNING. Most of these funny baby shower cakes are gross, hilarious, and downright wrong! Can you believe that we were able to find 52 terrible baby shower cakes? Like, these actually exist! Someone was hosting a baby shower and was assigned baby shower cake duty and decided “you know what, I’m going to make a cake that looks like a baby coming out of my friend’s vagina and put chocolate sprinkles and Jello around the face so it terrifies not only everybody at the baby shower but people on the Internet and the child when he/she eventually grows up.” Sound
Stella the dog has a hilarious move that everybody in the move should see. And considering the video has gone viral since her owners posted it, that might just happen. Stella the dog loves to fetch, run, and play, but as soon as she gets tired and wants to stop, she simply flops down on her stomach with her back legs out. It’s an amazing move that honestly we wish we could do without injuring ourselves. Watch the video to see Stella the dog run out from behind the house and go after a tennis ball. As soon she decides
This touching Louis CK George Carlin tribute clip is more touching than funny. Louis CK talks at length about how George Carlin shaped his view of comedy and how Carlin was really the reason why he got into comedy. After 15 years he had been doing the same act that he didn’t even like. But he didn’t know what he wanted to do. Working in Chinese restaurants where people don’t know that a show is going to happen because they just went there to eat. After that show he listened to a CD of George and comedy and he workshopping
125 Short and Funny Blonde Jokes
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Bear Left
Two idiots decide to go bear hunting and return in an hour. Friend says “why are you back ?”Hunter says” not a good day .”Friend “says how do you know?”Other hunter says” sign on the road said ‘Bear Left’ so we turned around.
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of toilet paper. This should be the next Olympics event.
Nice jump
Everyone knows cats are smart and nothing can stands in their way of their friends. It doesn’t take long for the cat to figure out how to outsmart their two-legged friends. The only question is how high do we need to stack the rolls of …
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
There’s a huge broccoli outside!!!
We are going to need more cheese and a giant tub of olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper.
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
Funny Pool Sign: Welcome to our OOL and L
Everyone wants to come over for a swim, but they insist on peeing in the pool. Keeping your Pool clean is no laughing matter, but your Pool Sign can be.
You’d think one of them would’ve seen it
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the
You can paint my porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, …
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital
State Capitals
There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with …
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A robber and a tv
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.” Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like, hello?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the …
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